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Mike Miner tells classic old-fashioned jokes. Heavy on the puns. He’s like those pieces of ginger they put on sushi plates for between bites of unagi — a nice crisp palate-cleanser that you don’t have to struggle to interpret.
We’ve gathered plenty more of our favorite of his tweets over here:
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Hey. Check out our favorite tweets from @vrunt and then follow him if you’re on Twitter. Unless you hate jokes.
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Fake Louie Episodes is formulaic, sure, but cute. Nicely parodies the mixture of sentimentality, backhanded self-celebration, and bathos that somehow combine to make Louie a masterpiece.
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Are you folllowing @NotAPoliceman on Twitter? You should be. He just wants to smoke a marijuana cigarette with his fellow teenagers. He has a mustache.
Check out our favorite of his tweets, then obviously go follow him on Twitter.
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This Follow Friday we recommend @lawblob. You should really follow that guy, right after you check out our list of his best tweets.
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Holy hell, @jitka is great.
We compiled a list of our favorite of his tweets for Follow Friday, and there were a few in there where I actually got mad at him for thinking of a joke first. Like he unearthed a naturally-occurring precious mineral, and all I could do was mumble “fucking shithead”. I can’t even articulate a new, fun swear I’m so mad! I recommend you read our list, get really mad, then follow this guy.
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Follow Friday: @BestPornComment
This Twitter account is amazing. We gathered our favorite tweets, so check those out, then of course actually follow @BestPornComment.
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This Follow Friday we’re recommending @_Pandy, who does a very funny webcomic but also makes some pretty great Twitter jokes.
We’ve rounded up some of our favorite of his tweets here: Follow Friday: @_Pandy
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@leannapapp is our pick for Follow Friday this week. She definitely fits into the weirdo-joker crowd we love so much.
We’ve picked out our favorite of her tweets. You should read them, then follow her. (She’s somehow only got 140 followers, so let’s fix that, eh?)
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Holy crap, I love this speech-to-text joke. Not only is it a classic “sad guy doing things in his mom’s house” situation, but the speech-to-text program actually added “bark bark,” which is a ridiculous thing for a program to do. Such a gorgeous tapestry of woe, woven in so few characters.
This week we’re recommending @UtilityLimb. He makes a lot of what I’m calling “dark, existential nightmare jokes.” Some of the time I’m not sure if I’m laughing out of amusement or discomfort, but he’s a gem. A gem! With a demon face. (Also, he’s taken a break from Twitter, apparently.)
Read his best tweets over at Failed Follow Friday: @UtilityLimb
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This Follow Friday we’re recommending @000___000! I’m glad this is a blog and not a podcast because I would hate saying that out loud.
More of our favorites over at Follow Friday: 000___000.
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@Bransonbranson is our pick for #FollowFriday this week. Please, go read more of his jokes. They are good jokes.
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Today’s Follow Friday from Slacktory is @MottRomney2012.
Mott Romney is a cyborg Egyptian hawk god / 2012 political candidate. It’s an absurdist account, so I hope you’re into tweets like:
Aobomo wants to take away jobs and put a gypsie in every church. He’ll sway by the door and hold an amulet. No gypsie in my church, Abom!
It’s the same fear-mongering and empty promises you get from real political candidates, but in a crazy alternate reality. It’s a fun change of pace, if you’re into that.
Let us make you love him over at Follow Friday: @MottRomney2012.
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Are you following RIchard Penner a.k.a. @timescanner on Twitter? He’s a really funny guy who probably deserves your attention, and somehow he’s got less than 400 followers right now(?!).
More sample tweets over at Follow Friday: Timescanner on Slacktory. We wouldn’t steer you wrong.
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