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Goldman Sachs Kickstarter campaign (by Slacktory)

nickdouglas — Tue, 21 May 2013 17:20:46 -0400

Goldman Sachs Kickstarter campaign

"Correction, May 20, 2013: This post orginally referred to Gob’s “tricks.” They’re illusions. Also,..."

nickdouglas — Tue, 21 May 2013 16:35:48 -0400

“Correction, May 20, 2013: This post orginally referred to Gob’s “tricks.” They’re illusions. Also, his name was misspelled.”

- Arrested Development running jokes: Watch a supercut of the 18 best gags. (VIDEO)

claytoncubitt: Click image for my new Music Video: Nicky Da B...

nickdouglas — Tue, 21 May 2013 16:21:18 -0400

claytoncubitt:

Click image for my new Music Video: Nicky Da B “Go Loko” (NSFW, Seizure Warning)
It’s with great pride that I debut “Go Loko,” the insanely fun new music video I directed for Nicky Da B. Prepare yourself for machine-gun New Orleans Bounce, twerking latex-clad bunnies, intergalactic booty constellations that would make Carl Sagan cry tears of joy, an asstronaut, a possibly demonic hairless cat, and perhaps my greatest invention yet: The Asscam™.

Turn your volume up and get down! If you love it, click over to the Vimeo page and drop something in the tip jar!

(Directed by: Clayton Cubitt / Edited by: Bob Weisz / Makeup and hair: Katie Wedlund / Wardrobe styling: James Rosenthal / Dancers: Ro and Quack / Contortionist: Amanda Whip / Metallic mesh masks and jewelry: Arielle de Pinto / Leg jewelry on contortionist: Lizz Jardim / Production assistance: Rusty Lazer, Yumna Al-Arashi, Julia Pogodina.

This is what all your music looks like to your parents.

Arrested Development: George Bluth loves prison By Alex Moschina...

nickdouglas — Tue, 21 May 2013 10:05:42 -0400

Arrested Development: George Bluth loves prison

By Alex Moschina for Slacktory

Arrested Development ubercut: 18 running gags (by Bryan Menegus...

nickdouglas — Mon, 20 May 2013 16:38:28 -0400

Arrested Development ubercut: 18 running gags

(by Bryan Menegus for Slacktory)

‘Nirvana, the Band’: A Web Show Written in the Edit...

nickdouglas — Mon, 20 May 2013 13:36:00 -0400

‘Nirvana, the Band’: A Web Show Written in the Edit Room | Splitsider

"It’s not a very accessible web show. It’s not on YouTube. Episodes can run almost twenty minutes...."

nickdouglas — Mon, 20 May 2013 13:35:14 -0400

“It’s not a very accessible web show. It’s not on YouTube. Episodes can run almost twenty minutes. The lighting’s bad.”

- ‘Nirvana, the Band’: A Web Show Written in the Edit Room | Splitsider

This is how I pitched “Nirvana the Band the Show” to Splitsider readers. NtB fans should read this for all the quotes from Matt, Jay, and Jared. Everyone else should watch all the embedded videos, and then watch the whole show.

Drive Deplorably: An instructional video directed by Steven...

nickdouglas — Fri, 17 May 2013 11:03:04 -0400

Drive Deplorably: An instructional video directed by Steven Spielberg.

(Edited by One Minute Galactica for Slacktory.)

Supercut: Doctor Who’s Fakest Websites

tehawesome — Thu, 16 May 2013 14:14:05 -0400

Supercut: Doctor Who’s Fakest Websites

Recurring Developments

nickdouglas — Wed, 15 May 2013 21:59:56 -0400

Recurring Developments:

An interactive visualization of running jokes in Arrested Development.

Should come in handy as Slacktory prepares ourweeklong series of Arrested Development videos.

10 Signs You Were Born in the 2010s

tehawesome — Wed, 15 May 2013 14:53:25 -0400

joumanakayrouz:

1. You are 3 years old or younger.

2. You are an infant or toddler.

3. You are in the very early developmental stages of human life.

4. You never experienced September 11, and you don’t know what it is because you can barely grasp basic tasks like walking and using a toilet.

5. You were born on or after January 1, 2010.

6. You were born three years, five months and seven days ago or more recently.

7. You cannot read this list because your brain is not developed enough for literacy of the English language.

8. You’ve never been on MySpace and you don’t know what that is. You cannot type or competently use a computer.

9. You don’t know who Michael Jordan is. You don’t know who most celebrities are because you’re in such an early stage of life that you can barely recognize and remember the people in your immediate and extended family.

10. You never knew Pluto as a planet. You don’t know what planets are or anything about the cosmos because you are a young child who has no concept of abstract ideas whatsoever.

So true.

nickdouglas: laughterkey: officialcomedy: coulterx: Here are...

nickdouglas — Tue, 14 May 2013 13:34:19 -0400

nickdouglas:

laughterkey:

officialcomedy:

coulterx:

Here are the best parts from Pete Holmes Comedy Central Special “Nice Try, The Devil”.

Everytime Pete Holmes laughed at himself in his new special. :)

This is genius. This is gold. This deserves all of the awards. My face hurts I’m laughing so hard.

The first great thing is that I can tell when he’s doing the “Pierce” and “Juan” bits. The second great thing is that this video works for both huge fans (me) and people who hate him (monsters).

This Is The Most Epic Brand Meltdown On Facebook Ever

nickdouglas — Tue, 14 May 2013 13:33:50 -0400

This Is The Most Epic Brand Meltdown On Facebook Ever:

This is so compelling that it’s worrying.

ohmygodwaytoolong: Wrote and animated this for Slacktory, and...

nickdouglas — Tue, 14 May 2013 12:17:45 -0400

ohmygodwaytoolong:

Wrote and animated this for Slacktory, and for all of us who are going through The 5 stages of the new Daft Punk.

It’s Day 2 of the Post-Daft-Punk-Streaming Singularity. I just saw a flying car. But, like, a really slow one, so we’ve got a ways to go.

Photo

nickdouglas — Tue, 14 May 2013 11:15:54 -0400

neilcicierega: Wow a lot of very shrewd minds have pointed out...

nickdouglas — Mon, 13 May 2013 17:50:31 -0400

neilcicierega:

Wow a lot of very shrewd minds have pointed out inaccuracies in my inspirational Einstein image. Just goes to show you what an incredible resource for fact-checking that Tumblr is.

I have updated the image to reflect the amazing truth about this amazing man.

We partnered with Adult Swim to give you two Venture Bros....

nickdouglas — Mon, 13 May 2013 10:59:43 -0400

We partnered with Adult Swim to give you two Venture Bros. supercuts!

Here are the worst villains of the Venture Bros. Or the best villains. Best worst villains.

We partnered with Adult Swim to give you two Venture Bros....

nickdouglas — Mon, 13 May 2013 10:58:28 -0400

We partnered with Adult Swim to give you two Venture Bros. supercuts!

Here’s the best of Colonel Hunter Gathers, the agent who got a sex change because his enemies don’t kill women or children.

Arrested Development Season 4 Trailer YES. THIS IS CORRECT.

nickdouglas — Mon, 13 May 2013 09:37:07 -0400

Arrested Development Season 4 Trailer

YES. THIS IS CORRECT.

"By working from home, you can adjust your hours to whatever is most convenient for you. Then, due to..."

nickdouglas — Fri, 10 May 2013 13:54:00 -0400

“By working from home, you can adjust your hours to whatever is most convenient for you. Then, due to procrastination, this schedule will shift later and later; from early morning, to late afternoon, to evening, to night, until finally, you’re up at 2AM, writing an article about the top ten movies where someone sneezes (Neverending Story, The Man Who Knew Too Little, The Last Station, etc.), feverishly googling “movie sneeze” in a bleary eyed fugue state.”

- Why You Should Work From Home | Brad Pike on Thought Catalog