Wow, I didn’t think you were gonna molest me but now I do.
His interests include “supposing toeses are roses” and “singing in the rain.” Jesus Christ, Jazz Hands, get a new manic pixie dreamschtick.
See how twelve more fedora-wearing dork-asses hit on me over OkCupid.
This is a pretty damn funny parody of fedora hate and all those “Look at this dork/douche/whatever on OK Cupid” things...
Ugh please look at these fedora creepers and shame them.