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Replies from the subjects of various country songs
The subjects of various country songs politely respond to the original singers. Here’s a sample from a judge’s reply to “Before He Cheats”:
Miss Underwood, the fact remains that when you “dug your key” into the side of “his pretty little souped-up 4-wheel drive,” you engaged in an act of vandalism as the pickup truck is obviously valued at more than the $400 required for this felony charge. Guilt is clear in this case. We turn now to a punishment that fits the crime.
Other songs with replies: “Friends in Low Places”, “Folsom Prison Blues”, “Strawberry Wine”, and “Goodbye Earl”.
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I wrote this because despite whatever her former lover did that she disapproves of we’re still trying to have a society...
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