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Slacktory presents: Super Bowl party tips
Want to make sure you have the BEST Super Bowl party? We’ve got all the tips, whether you’re hosting the party, or just showing up and eating someone else’s food. Here’s a sample:
Do not grow cranky and wonder aloud when the piñata will be brought out. It is sadly not that type of party.
There’s nothing that ruins a Super Bowl party quicker than an electronics malfunction right in the middle of the game. This is why you should make certain that the radio you’ll all be listening to the game over has FRESH tubes and capacitors.
If there are women at the party, be kind and courteous and ask them if they’d care to “have the next waltz.” Don’t be a sucker and miss your chance for a smooch after the big Charleston contest they’re sure to hold during half-time!
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