Who needs windshield wipers when you’ve got your very own Brown Sydney Trapdoor Spider huckled underneath the hood? At the first drop of rain, you’ll see his friendly, familiar outline skitter up from out of the engine block, then twist and twitch frantically back and forth across the glass. Is he trying to keep your windshield clear? Is he trying to get out?
World of Spiders by Mallory Ortberg, illustrated by Jen Hickman. Spiders helping you! Spiders ready to touch you! Spiders everywhere.
I don’t like this. Nightmares for sure tonight.
Jesus fucking Christ.
I WANT IT
HOWBOUTNOPE.
Ahhh DEAR GOd NnnOoOOOOOO
Oh so THAT’S what it is.
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