“How can we be part of the one-day-only Tumblr Gift Guide?” I asked.
“Recommend a quality gift that you’d sincerely recommend to comedy fans,” they said.
“I sincerely recommend Santa’s Farting Butt Pillow,” I said.
“…” they said.
“No, really, what could be funnier for an actually funny person to own than Santa’s Farting Butt Pillow?” I asked. “It’s utterly impractical. You could never show it in public. It’s only relevant one month a year. And it’s twenty dollars! It’s a true test of how far you’re willing to go to be funny. The ideal recipient for this gift would be Zach Galifianakis. Second-best: The editorial staff of the New Yorker.”
Santa’s Farting Butt Pillow. It’s starting to smell… like Christmas.