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Can you believe there have already been two Abraham Lincoln movies out this year? When was the last time Abe made an appearance on the big screen?
I’m not going to look it up or anything, but I think it was Bill & Ted’s Excellent Adventure, right? Doesn’t he come out at the end and say something like “Party on dudes!” I actually don’t remember. That movie came out when I was like three years old. I remember my parents rented it for me one time when I was maybe seven, but what’s the point of showing any movie to a seven-year-old? They’re not going to remember it, one. And two, do you think a little kid has the attention span necessary to comprehend exactly what’s going on? I still have no idea what that movie was about.
This is the beginning of Let’s make more Abraham Lincoln movies while we’ve still got time, an essay urging Hollywood to keep Abe Lincolning it up.
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