Apple’s iPhone 5 and the fifth-generation iPod touch appear to be suffering from a strange glitch that means they struggle to keep up with rapid touch inputs, particularly when scrolling at a 45-degree angle.
That’s not even the worst bug in the iPhone 5! Consider these other serious flaws:
- Scraping razor blade across the glass makes unpleasant sound
- Smaller than iPad Mini
- Not available as live-updating palm tattoo
- Sometimes the other player wins Letterpress
- Finite hard drive space
- Siri calls soda “pop”
- Something about the Golden Ratio
- Well now I gotta buy a longer Hello Kitty case
- Instant Facebook post feature responsible for massive friend loss
- No trigger warning on Instagram
- Black version actually extremely dark grey
- Too many apps
- Sushi restaurant ratings inflated by a quarter-star
- When dropped in mud, phone gets dirty
- Apple Maps
