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Here are all the sexual innuendos I could find in this controversial Liquid Plumr commercial. Did I miss any?

“double impact” (two dudes will have sex with her)
“Snake your drain” (vagina stuff)
“Flush your pipe” (butt stuff?)
That lady’s inserting a snake into a hole! Like with sex!
“With a long snake to grab deep clogs” (more like “big wiener to make deep lady orgasms”)
“Powerful gel to finish off the rest, baby” (“Finish off” = “give a lady an orgasm” / “tire her into faking an orgasm”)
Water in the drain. NICE HOLE CLOSEUP. (You know, like a sex hole!)
Meat slicer guy is moving his arm, a popular sex move
Those melons are like tits
Those cucumbers are like wieners.
69 cents. Come on. Like a 69 sex move!