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Facebook Thread Of The Year of the Day: A girl gets a tattoo of her boyfriend’s face on her arm. He calls her “branded cattle” and breaks up with her.
Yeah, you’re going to want to read the whole thing.
I had my hopes up for this one, but turns out it’s all fake. The tattoo was photoshopped and the girl was made up, but the thread was real, intended to troll just the guy’s friends. It quickly spread to other sites because c’mon guys, this is pretty funny.
Still, fake or not, I loved the random comments from friends throughout (e.g. “dat shit cray”, image 5, 3rd comment down). Clearly we all love some good Facebook drama.
IDK, GIVE HIM ANGRY EYEBROWS OR SOMETHING
lmfaoooooooooo, im rollin around on my livin room floor righh now. and to think…
oh dear lord there’s no way this can be real fhdsfkljsdfkjds “Idk, give him angry eyebrows or something” I’m crying
Even if this is fake, I can’t remember the last time I laughed this hard. And the guy who says “dat shit cray”. I just...