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February 9 2012

What is the worst joke ever?

This morning I was thinking about the worst joke ever.

Not the cheesiest joke or the most tasteless joke. I’m talking about the worst attempt at humor I can think of, a joke that fell so flat I’m angry it even exists. A joke I wish never existed, because it is awful and stupid and evokes a visceral reaction.

I’ve seen some bad jokes in my day. My youngest brother rented Date Movie and I watched 5 minutes of that. Then I saw Alyson Hannigan in a fat suit sing a 50 Cent song to a little person and I left the room. (What were the jokes there? That some people are fat and quoting a popular rap song is hilarious if at people do it and also, midgets?)

Anyway the worst joke I could think of is that t-shirt that says, “iPood” on it. Get it? Because pooping and Apple? Don’t get me wrong, I love poop jokes, but iJokes are lazy and putting a bad one on a t-shirt means that everyone you see that day has to see that awful joke on your stupid, stupid torso.

What do you think? What is the one joke that is so bad it makes your blood boil?

  1. finalellipsis answered: anything told by Carlos Mencia
  2. thinkimpretty answered: the worst joke ever for me is the awkward moment when somebody tell something funny to you then you took a long time before you get it !
  3. henrybaker answered: Anything aping “Got Milk?” but not “Got Milk?”.
  4. reedkavner answered: Saw a t-shirt that said “I don’t need sex… the government screws me every day.” Thats not how humor OR political commentary works.
  5. tacobell-canon answered: Anything found on a popsicle stick. For example, what do you call a fish with two legs? A two knee fish.
  6. rachelfershleiser answered: Obama. Milk.
  7. nedhepburn answered: what do you call a deer with no eyes? no eye deer.
  8. brightsterr answered: A guy walks into the psychiatrist wearing only Clingfilm for shorts. The shrink says, “Well, I can clearly see you’re nuts.”
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