December 2012
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Dec 31st
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bemytimelord asked: Dinosaurs still exist right?
Dec 28th
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Dec 28th
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Dec 28th
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Ryan from POYKPAC sent us the last “end of the world” video you’ll ever watch. (Because they’ll have jumped the shark as of tomorrow, or because we’ll all be dead. Either way, I guess.)
Dec 21st
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Dec 20th
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Dec 20th
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Dec 19th
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Dec 18th
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Dec 18th
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Dec 17th
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Dec 16th
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Is the creator of @Horse_ebooks playing us for... →
Virgil Texas reports: Has @Horse_ebooks become self-aware? And has it started self-promoting? Some background: It is thought that @Horse_ebooks, the funny Twitter robot that chops and screws snippets of text from ebooks and marketing pitches, then regurgitates them into surreal found poetry on Twitter, is entirely automated, and that its aleatory tweets are the happy by-product of a misguided...
Dec 14th
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Dec 13th
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Dec 13th
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Dec 13th
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Dec 13th
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Dec 12th
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Dec 12th
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Dec 12th
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Dec 12th
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Dec 12th
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Dec 11th
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Dec 11th
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Dec 10th
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Dec 10th
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One of those afternoons where you watch a shitload of Gabe Delahaye & Max Silvestri and you’re laughing and shouting and clapping alone in your apartment, and how the fuck can two human beings hold such immediate power over your body’s involuntary reactions?
Dec 10th
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Dec 10th
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Dec 8th
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“Can you believe there have already been two Abraham Lincoln movies out this...”
– This is the beginning of Let’s make more Abraham Lincoln movies while we’ve still got time, an essay urging Hollywood to keep Abe Lincolning it up.
Dec 7th
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Dec 7th
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Dec 7th
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The 24 types of Christmas movies you’ll see on TV... →
Here’s a taste: When TV shows break for the holiday season, what remains is an entertainment vacuum that is quickly filled up with Christmas movies. From now until 2013, whenever you flip through the channels you’ll come across a wide array of different Christmas movies — some good, some bad and some not even Christmas movies to begin with. Here are the 24 types of Christmas movies you’ll...
Dec 7th
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“Maybe Goofus would be more polite and helpful to his parents if they hadn’t...”
– Tumblr user swankivy, regarding Goofus and Gallant and Kevin She makes a good point. Goofus and Gallant’s parents are the real problem here. That’s like naming your kids “Niceguy” and “Shithead.”
Dec 6th
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Dec 6th
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Dec 5th
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Dec 5th
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Dec 5th
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Dec 5th
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Dec 4th
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Dec 4th
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Dec 4th
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Dec 4th
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Dec 4th
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Dec 4th
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John Hancock has an awkward moment.
Dec 3rd
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Dec 3rd
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Dec 3rd
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“He gave it a desperate pull. Rrrip! ‘Yeeow!’ Reeling with pain Marv looked down...”
– The “Home Alone” novelizations are horrifying torture porn
Dec 3rd
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“They were so enraged they hardly felt the BBs. But Kevin had something they...”
– The “Home Alone” novelizations are horrifying torture porn
Dec 3rd
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