go into your garage, take that dirty ass rake that you think you remember using to fend off a stray animal once, and cook your fucking food on it, you piece of shit pleb. eat off the fuckin thing while you’re at it. rake = giant fork. LIFE HACK..
Henry Birdseye is always making and sending me perfect jokes like this. Or putting them on Facebook and I force him to copy them to Tumblr so I can reblog. This one’s a genre I always love, the nutty list of gags where the “game” is just a format with a lot of room to explore. Reminds me of the fake Facebook ads Jed Stoneham made when I edited Urlesque. I had multiple LOLs.